(I burst out laughing the minute I saw this pic on bro's hp )I failed Chemistry test. again.
I always do. but, badly this time. erghhh.
P.E was fun today.
I always do. but, badly this time. erghhh.
P.E was fun today.
Basically I did nothing but stand at the school gate, holding onto a
stopwatch, timing my classmates 2.4km run & encouraging my friends,
(but I end up looking like an idiot shouting at the top of my voice).
I had my prelims english oral after school.
and guess what ?
I'm the last candidate for the group. that sucks.
Ridhzuan kept disturbing me while in the hall.
That boy can't seem to be exhausted from teasing people all day long.
The teacher give me some comments after the conversation is done.
Teacher ; ' You don't have any problems for your reading aloud, but
you need to slow down a little bit '
Me ; *i-knew-it facial expression*
I always have this problem of speed reading.
no such word eyy ? hahahahhh.
Tell you what, I fucking don't understand the conversation question.
So, I made up a story which sounds realistic.
It seems realistic to me but maybe not to the examiner.
I kept mumbling to myself, 'fuck me, fuck me' for each interval I ran out of ideas.
And I did badly for the picture discussion. I think so.
Before saying thank you,
Teacher ; ' You are not confident of yourself. Actually, you are not as bad as you may think you are. '
I'm good at showing my emotions.
So here it goes, fuck me again. this time harder.
I was walking home when I overheard this hubby wifey conversation.
okay, I actually eavesdrop. hohohohh !
Hubby ; ' ...kau tau tak aku control ? klau aku tak control, aku da bawak balek pompan hari2 '
Wifey ; ' abang , sedar tak usia abang tu da brape '
Me ; pokewakkk *quickly walk off*
I was swearing & cursing that man the minute I heard that coming from his mouth.
Like hello, can't you show some respect to your wife ?
mothafucka-son-of-a-bitch-sick-in-the-brain !
The worst part is, they looked like in their mid 50s okay ?!
GUYS~
Even if your wife isn't sperm-chasing anymore
(just bcause she's old and have wrinkles everywhere),
you don't need to fuck some other girls just to satisfy your wants, dumbass !
FYI, if you truly love your soulmate ;
you'll never get tired of making love to that someone even if its for the millionth time !
For those guys who mis-interprets sex,
I wanna tell you that sex is one way to prove your love towards someone
and not just fucking ejects your satisfaction into her vagina or on her face.
Dumbfuck sia you guysss.
okayy, stop it ehh Ella.
I miss Syed Nabil.
I miss Zareeza too.
But I miss Zareeza more.
Don't be jelous okay Nabil ?
teheeehee :D
