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I'm so fucking pissed off with this particular guy on msn. Guess he's a despo? We have just chatted for less than half an hour then he came begging to me for my digits. Like seriously begging lah.
Guy: So, do u mind if I ask for ur num? So if Im nt here, I still cn get thru u frm ur mobile. cn?
Me: I think its too early to exchange numbers, sorry.
Guy: But I hope u understand wif my situation rite nw. I nt online very often. so, Im hoping tat I cn hv ur num. anyway, Im here sincerely wanna keep in touch wif u. plz.
Me: *silence*
Guy: Hw Ella, Im hoping tat u open ur heart n trust me to give ur cntct num. Im beggin u Ella.
Me: I'm really sorry, I gtg. Tc. *then quickly block*
WTH? Are you guys that desperate when it comes to asking for a girl's number? So irritating sia.